Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Brett Favre is...


...a complete and utter douchebag. We get it, Brett. You crave attention. You are a media whore. You love to keep people wondering if you will or won't come back. You did it 3 years with the Packers, 1 year with the Jets and now 1 year with the Vikings. No one cares anymore for this self-made drama. I am sure Sage Rosenfels and Tavaris Jackson, who were competing for the Vikings' QB job, who (unlike you) had gone to training camp and put in all of the extra time and effort, are just thrilled to death that you are coming in on your imaginary white stallion to save the day once again. You tore up the Jets' team chemistry last year and you have just done it again to the Vikings this year. What a great guy you are.

How about this: next season, for the first time in your life, make a big decision and stick to your word. Be a man. Stop being a wishy-washy douchebag who keeps teams hanging on while you constantly change your mind, even after they have grudgingly accepted to move on without you. Just stop it. Go dell some more fricking Wrangler jeans or something, will ya?

3 comments:

Rudy said...

I agree. He could have at least showed up for training camp and put some work in. Instead he gets to do it exactly the way he wants and get paid a ton for it. I hope he sucks this year. I used to love this guy and now I just think he's a selfish prick.

Dave said...

Perhaps he just needed one more good cry.

Jim Schmaltz said...

He needs a swift kick in the ass. Maybe Rosenfels or Jackson will do it.