Chuck Norris for president...of Texas!

Oh my GOD, this is my favorite story of the year so far.

(CNN) – Actor Chuck Norris has his eyes on the presidency, but not the White House.

Norris wrote that he would be interested in becoming the president of Texas, if the state were ever to secede from the Union.

“I may run for president of Texas,” Norris wrote Monday in a column posted at WorldNetDaily. “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

The actor claimed “thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation” and said that if states decide to secede from the union, that Texas would lead the way.

“Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America,” Norris wrote. “Let there be no doubt about that.”

Apparently when the going gets rough, they'd run away.

What a patriot Chuck is. Remember when whiny liberals like Alec Baldwin threatened to leave the country if Bush was elected? Turns out they were good sports. Norris wants to leave and take states with him. He really loves his country, huh?

Pathetic whining. This is treasonous talk, I tell you! We should round up these traitors of the good old U.S. of A. and hold them indefinitely at Gitmo, IMO.

BTW, Chuck - lose the hairpiece. You're not fooling anyone.

P.S. - Check out some of the reader comments that follow the article. They are hysterical!